Well thank God we have you to tell us what’s funny and when and where jokes can be made!

I legitimately don’t understand what your problem is with McHale’s criticisms.

Counterpoint:

Heh, more- more like Carolina BLACK PANTHERS amiright?? Up top!

No.

So scared you shit out your dickhole. Yikes.

The boy who doesn’t quite seem to grasp the magnitude of what has just happened and is slightly bewildered by all the excitement is all of us.

Fuck You Money indeed, where “you” is referring to you, specifically.

I was made to understand, at an early age, that if someone brings you into this world they are allowed to take you out...?

My father does this. I’ve resigned myself to telling him I don’t want cheese and then applying cheese afterward under my terms.

You didn’t even mention the worst part of this idiotic cheese-melting practice.

They hate you right back, friend.

It all started earlier this summer when Schoolboy Q posted a video of the crowd at one of his shows...

Color me: Not Surprised.

Wut. Is this what your inner monologue sounds like? You sound like James Lipton.

No! You don’t- ugh, you’re not getting it.

You strike me as a person who might abort a baby because you just know they’re going to be a shitty adult.

This comment restored my eyesight and made my dick longer.

Serious question:

This is how I imagine an interview, or really any interaction, with Dan Gilbert goes: