Holy shit. My god. This is the comment.

Counterpoint: If Aaron Hernandez had murdered himself ten years earlier, he’d still be dead and the people he murdered would still be alive.

That’s it. That’s the joke. We’re done here.

I’m not saying that this is what happened in the game, but shooting more FG’s in the paint does not have to mean you get more free throws. Obviously eight times out of ten that’s exactly what happens, but it is possible for a team to play interior defense well and cleanly, which would mean that an opposing team would…

Related: Russell Westbrook went 6-23 last night.

“It has gone the way of the four corners...”

[Cavs lose a game]

Question: Can an email inbox receive so many nudes that it literally explodes?

I thought the cure for ALS was millions of assholes dousing themselves with buckets of ice water on social media, what gives?

I chortled. +1

+1 for the Lee Greenwood reference.

I still have iGoogle as my homepage, and I’ll be damned if I ever change it.

I genuinely want to know what the hell is going on in that picture.

What fun would it be to watch Romo play without Dr. Jerry Jones declaring him fit to play 10 minutes after he breaks the majority of the bones in his torso?

Announcer: Derrick Jones, Jr. won’t be receiving any calls or text messages tonight folks! Your emails will not reach him until he is comfortably cruising at an altitude of at least 3,000 feet, and that’s only if he sprung for the premium wifi access during the flight!! Otherwise you’ll just have to wait for him to…

I can’t stop laughing at this goddamn comment.

I was just telling someone today that it must be a prerequisite for Deadspin writers to speak in hyperbole almost exclusively, and then Draper submits a one-sentence post wherein he states that he doesn’t know what to say except for cliched hyperbole. It’s the fourth-greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Mad!

I haven’t seen a performer meltdown like this since...

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