“It has gone the way of the four corners...”

[Cavs lose a game]

Question: Can an email inbox receive so many nudes that it literally explodes?

I thought the cure for ALS was millions of assholes dousing themselves with buckets of ice water on social media, what gives?

I chortled. +1

+1 for the Lee Greenwood reference.

I still have iGoogle as my homepage, and I’ll be damned if I ever change it.

I genuinely want to know what the hell is going on in that picture.

What fun would it be to watch Romo play without Dr. Jerry Jones declaring him fit to play 10 minutes after he breaks the majority of the bones in his torso?

Announcer: Derrick Jones, Jr. won’t be receiving any calls or text messages tonight folks! Your emails will not reach him until he is comfortably cruising at an altitude of at least 3,000 feet, and that’s only if he sprung for the premium wifi access during the flight!! Otherwise you’ll just have to wait for him to…

I can’t stop laughing at this goddamn comment.

I was just telling someone today that it must be a prerequisite for Deadspin writers to speak in hyperbole almost exclusively, and then Draper submits a one-sentence post wherein he states that he doesn’t know what to say except for cliched hyperbole. It’s the fourth-greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Mad!

I haven’t seen a performer meltdown like this since...

self-de·fense

Why does everyone here seem to hate love, sunshine, and the sound of children laughing?

I was totally expecting one as well, but it’s actually way funnier when you get to that fourth sentence and realize he’s delivering a Rutten-esque guide to fighting from the low ground at sporting events.

Totally agree. I love it when a coach runs up the score on an opponent *cough* Belichick *cough*, but most of all when it is due primarily to the performance of a single player. Watching a team play better team-ball than another team is okay, but when you’re watching a player transcend the goddamn game for a single…

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