It's worth mentioning that NOWHERE in the post does it state that Audi is supporting any specific OS. It's merely posited as a hypothetical scenario.

Somebody stayed up all night rehearsing that line.

"Listen, those guys that we're talking about were unbelievable teammates... When they strapped the pads on and got on the field, man, we were going to war with these guys because they were unbelievable."

There is, of course, the other method of ending a fight when a fighter's life might be in danger:

Just as long as they pass the concussion tests.

The official cause of death was complications from liver transplant surgery.

Ford's Aid: Okay okay, let's see... um, The Toronto Chronicle wants to do an interview with you tomorrow morning. They're mostly going to focus on when exactly you smoked crack, seems like a lot of people keep asking about that. Might be a good opportunity to clear that up.

Why can't this simply be a case of becoming physically confrontational not working for Vern Gholston? I'm not saying players should brawl at every practice, but in a game as violent as football it's hard for me to imagine that no players in the league might actually benefit from asserting their physical dominance…

Well it's good to know that we can extrapolate Vern Gholston's circumstances to fit literally everyone else's on the planet. Thanks Sean.

David "Big Papi" Ortiz, Incognito As Thomas "Big Papa Pump" Phillips, Speak On Incognito

Things like reading and the internet seemed to have escaped this man's purview.

I always assumed the primary readership of Deadspin was comprised of tall, athletic, physically-gifted black men, so this post makes no sense to me.

To Tom Ley, the difference is always race.

Deadspin's resident Niggerologist has spoken, y'all!

Terms like "redneck" and "hillbilly" are meant to offend. Whether or not you're offended by them is your own personal preference, but they are offensive terms just the same, so that's a poor analogy. If a black guy doesn't mind being called darkie, that doesn't mean that anyone else who finds that term offensive…

Way to ruin my good time.

I think it's awesome that even after the orgy of grammatically flawed English you just unleashed upon the internets, you still have the chutzpah to call other men dumb. Bravo.

I'm guessing third. Maybe fourth.

Cool story bro, but what the fuck does your heart-rending tale have to do with this post at all? I'm guessing you simply saw an opportunity to point out the painfully obvious ("Black people can be racist too!") while offering zero perspective on the ACTUAL story and dropped it like a bag of shit in the comments…

I didn't realize you usurped Jesse Jackson's throne as Emperor of Black People, Greg. Thanks for the telling everyone what is okay for black people and white people to say and do.