"As a white American man (the only REAL kind of American), I feel that the only thing more right than my opinion is the way I feel when I bring my loaded firearm to my Texas Southern Baptist Church bake sale to protect my kin, as God intended.

You're an idiot.

Ha! +1

“I never talk about other guys, but..."

You've got a silly name!!

The Boston Globe reports that surveillance footage from a Connecticut gas station shows Ortiz purchasing Black & Mild cigars while en route to Hernandez. It is believed that the cigars were purchased for the purpose of inhaling reefer smoke. Black & Mild cigars can be "used as rolling papers for marijuana," says the…

Everything you've said is true. Being an idiot capable of recreational drug use and being a villain capable of premeditated murder are two completely, mutually exclusive qualities. One does not beget the other, and neither are commonplace among NFL players (aye keed, aye keed).

Gah, beat me to it.

There's a distinct difference between the kind of asshole LeBron was (is?) and the kind of asshole Jordan was (and definitely still is).

This is where I'll perjure from!

Take to the sea!!

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So, just to be clear, you are in support of potential murderers playing hide-the-medicine with incriminating evidence.

Yeah, you read it right.

Well that's just rude.

*severely

Right?? How dare he clarify a misinterpretation to be objective and fair to all parties, while ultimately criticizing Microsoft for the ambiguity of their message and commending Sony for the consistency of theirs.

I would agree with the notion that the NBA shouldn't assign him to any game in which two teams are competing on a basketball court.

To be perfectly frank, I am actually hoping that this is not an elaborate ruse and that Kiefer Sutherland is, in fact, going to voice Snake in the upcoming MGS game.

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