Those goats look a hell of a lot like sheep.

Am I the only one that almost breaks his mouse-wheel when scrolling past the fuckface-in-chief’s tweets?

I refuse to judge B. Smith’s husband.  If you haven’t lived it you have no vote, opinion or advice to offer.  

Just copy the tweet url, and paste it in your comment.

As a community organizer, I start every public and private event here in Oregon with:

That picture of Dolly and Keanu is the only thing giving me life today.

To quote the wise Jack Handey: “I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”

“Pecker, Cohen, and Trump, just three men in a room talking about hush money payments.”

I always like to have a chance to post this:

And Pence too!!!

I’m in my 50s now and I just cringe so hard when I remember how smug and clueless I was in my 20s and 30s. Even 10 years ago. Jesus.

It’s so refreshing not to have a massive list of still-loading tweets to try to scroll past before they manage to load! This is the best Barf Bag ever!

All you people in states waiting in line to vote: if you manage to flip anything, please do yourselves a favor and get vote by mail implemented.  I’m in Oregon, and any of us in the US states where vote by mail is how we vote can testify:  this is a far superior system.

Your Bloodhound is gorgeous! I have a Bloodhound Coonhound mix.

I. LOVE. HOUND. DOGS. 

Aww, so cute and cuddly. Love the big, floppy ears.

Agreed. This is a weird article. Noting the video-poster’s connection to Parkland is also a little odd.

Yeah, the whole thing is a mess. Why do we need Hunter Pollack’s tweet? Personally, I don’t want to feel outrage first thing today, but this piece seems to be trying so damn hard to incite it that its attempt is almost laughable.

Dangit! Now we're both stuck here. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the greys with youuuuu.