Hey, thanks for your completely irrelevant opinions on my marriage with my partner of almost 10 years. It is totally possible for two consenting adults that happen to have 10 or more years between them to have a normal and healthy relationship. It is also to have a totally fucked up relationship with someone your own…

Apparently, they were Too Drunk to Fuck. I'm glad he was able to provide a reasonable alternative in her time of need.

I used to be, too. I've actually been around since 2007, but left about 18 months ago after being doxxed badly and thr3atened by a psycho who still hangs out here under various burners, including having my family's info put up. I miss commenting on Gawker and various sub blogs, but this gray thing seems to make it…

I'll try to make this a short and sweet as possible. I stumbled upon Jezebel through I09 because I am a nerd and I do nerd shit. I'm an empathetic type of guy but I never really delved too deeply into the concept of feminism. Until I started reading articles on Jez. Of course I love the puns and snarky comments. But…

I volunteer to submit guest articles to said blog. I'm envisioning Seasonal Dongs: Ding Dong, Merrily on High!

How about instead of defending yourself, just be nice and change the title? I was waiting for my husband so we could watch the series we have been religiously watching since 2008, went to Jezebel to kill time, and got slammed in the face with that spoiler. I knew Jemma's demise was imminent, but I didn't want to know…

*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person:

Drakkar Noir

I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!

This is real American royalty right here.

Me too! Rock on!

I auditioned for that show! and came nowhere close to making it. sigh sigh.

Oh, fuck. I've loved your writing since day one. With all the mass exodus I hoped you wouldn't be next. Let's go out with a bang!

I thought that he had a rant about Jewish people and the entertainment industry a while back but I could be wrong... Aside from that no paranoid rant is really complete without mentioning "the Jews" so you know ;)

Yes! I first learned about it decades ago on the old Phil Donahue show (the daytime one; yes, I am an old). He had a whole line-up of people on stage who had undergone hemispherectomy due to epilepsy. It was fascinating.

What were the sics for? I didn't notice any errors except ridiculousness.

I couldn't focus on anything in that video except for the absence of her seatbelt.