Friend who was short during high school, grew to 6'3" post, and fucking gorgeous! He was great as a friend, asshole to sexual conquests.

Do Kim and Fred Goldman hate each other? That body language! They are turned as far away from each other as the chairs allow.

Blerg. My mind added “new” to your wife comment on Price as  Mnuchin did the same thing, and I just assumed..... Not that it makes it any better. So what next? Are we waiting on a check from the wife for her seat? Fucking unbelievable.

I think it’s Mnunchin who has the new wife. Also grifters.

Good call, Heidi. Every photo has him walking ahead of you, like he’s some alpha, but doesn’t exist without his sugar mama. (I don’t know why I wrote that like she is on Jezebel reading this?)

I get polling questions like this on 45 all the time (pretended to be a supporter, but give negative feedback); “How would you rate the President? Great; good, okay, other.” Like never a negative is present. I’m always selecting other and saying how disappointed I am.

So, some unrelated thoughts. 1) he stayed a little too long in the tanning bed, getting ready for his big debut; 2) his whole body language/demeanor reads that he knows he is no equal to these world leaders, and is hoping they don’t notice.

My fear of snakes is such that I walked a block out of my way to avoid a dead, smashed in the road snake for over 2 weeks. Which is to say if Ellen “surprised” me with a snake, I would beat her before I knew what I was doing.

I’m no golfer, but that swing looks like a first timer. Did he even hit the ball?

Not all kids. He likes Ivanka right up close by his side. (Insert gagging gif here, that my tablet won’t let me do).

I saw it with this guy, while we were trying to figure what we were; friends? boyfriend/girlfriend? Well after the credits roll, he’s still sitting there, slowly turns to me with this almost scared expression, and says, “why did you take to this movie? What are you trying to say?” Ummmm. It’s opening night. I knew…

She’s got a little something on her, right there. Ah yes, it’s her privilege.

Phrasing, U.S. Weekly!

Way to make 9/11 all about you, 45. Only pictures of you. Slow clap, narcissist assfuck.

I’m a completist too, which is how I finished the first season. I fall into the minority that thought Elizabeth Moss was sub par mainly because her accent was horrible. However, Holly Hunter can read me the phonebook and I’d hang on her every word.

Considering the number of young, white men who showed up in Charlottesville, getting rid of the old with the young, won’t change a damn thing.

If I can’t have my mermaids, I want Mothwoman! The colors can be ephemeral

I need that plaid plastic raincoat in my closet right now! Perfect for the upcoming rainy season in the PNW.

Is Pruitt a former NRA spokesman? Because he has their “not the time for” bullshit comment down pat.

You can refuse the abusive ex because you don’t like him. He’s not a protected class. Neither are neo Nazis (at time of publishing; this could change any second now).