I think the mail in ballot process is why he won. When I get mine in OR, I don’t normally wait until the last day to send in ballots for hope they’ll reveal the monster - opps, sorry, not monster, loser, that they are.

I was all set to post this link as well, glad I scrolled through comments first. It’s a great take down of all that is wrong with Goops snake oil cure all’s.

Friend of mine, married to someone on trumps level of narcissism, got the best lawyer, smeared her left and right, and got the kids. He doesn’t want them, if course, he just didn’t want her to have them. This would be trumps strategy.

Eyes rolled so hard when I got to the part about throwing the dirty clothes out the window. Thought WTF is this?! when I got to the Keds x Kate Spade line. Went back to see byline, Oh, it’s Joanna, and proceeded to delight in the remainder of the story.

Thing with Kylie is she is a basic, white girl Jenner trying to look like a Kardashian.

First, based on title, if this wasn’t by the original slut-machine, it wouldn’t be worth reading.

Wouldn’t Carrie Underwood be the former Idol winner to give Blake a rest from his Country twang? Clarkson is pop, yes?

My brain translated it to Hiddleston, and was veeeeerrrrrrryyy confused.

The bras i selected are not on sale and shows as “not applied”.

The bras i selected are not on sale and shows as “not applied”.

Well, damn! I’ve got to see it now! How perfect would it be if the lobbies at the theater had like a Jack Sparrow replica we could all stab on our way in or out of the movie.

This shit has me filling my wine glass, and then see the Rudolf nose on bannon, gives me pause.

Exactly! He’s reprising his HP look. If he also acts the befuddled fool, I will rip his arms off and beat him about the head and neck with them!

Jessie Williams us available!?!!! Does former Jezebel writer extraordinaire, Dodai know this?

Well they told him the only way to beat this impeachment thing is war. And realizing we are already in Afghanistan, so that whole MOAB doesn’t maybe count. Can’t go to Syria cuz Vlad might release this tapes. So a stand off with someone as unpredictable as yourself? What can possibly go wrong?

I wonder how much she got with the contract renegotiation when he decided to run for office about the same time their current contract was nearing expiration? Oh, wait. He’s the best negotiator. Great business man. She didn’t stand a chance.

I’ll admit I couldn’t finish season 2. It was a level of negativity and yelling that I just couldn’t enjoy. I know! Real life shit. I just had enough real life, I didn’t need more on the telly.

I’ve had a colonoscopy, you are correct. And you make good English.

My name is shared with a super hero’s girlfriend/wife, herself transformed into a superhero, and no photos of me. Which I guess is good?

Ha! Nice try!

I have about 7 Barry Manilow albums. Yes, albums. I’m old.