They're mourning the death of soccer in Brazil.

Devil in the White City was chilling. I loved that book. The documentary on H.H. Holmes is terrible, however. It reminds me of a seventh grader's book report.

You missed one:

I think mocks are pretty stupid because most don't factor in trades. What I like about Mayock is he seems to be the best at anticipating how the draft will go as it unfolds. He will often, especially in the later rounds, mention how a guy who isn't even one of the 10 best players available might be a viable choice…

Instructions too complicated; Dick caught in ceiling fan.

Could anything taken orally act fast enough to be of use in the middle of something relatively quick like a boxing round? An injection right into the bloodstream, sure, but doesn't it take a fair amount of time for stuff to get from a pill, through your stomach, and into the blood in a reasonable concentration?

This is mentally unstable, not intense.

Judging by the microscope and the rubber dam, he's at the endodontist getting a root canal.

Also pickled red onions. Holy hell do I love pickled red onions.

The Remains of the Day

The Thing

1984 was awesome for toys. 1st year of Transformers. GI Joe, He-Man, etc.

Not sure how this didnt make the list.