('Sadly, every creative marriage proposal idea has already been taken')

83/100 Would bang.

Which is exactly why I bear the brunt of having ridiculously thick hair that defies the average hairband or clip with equinimity. My time will come. I might not have those cheekbones. And my boobs might have dropped to around the general vicinity of my navel, but by God, my hair is going to be lush!

I like your comments, you seem cool.

She had this great post on her tumblr (http://courtneymilan.tumblr.com) in answer to a reader question that I found really thought provoking:

Yes! THIS! I couldn't have put it better. I thought I was the only one who felt this way. I have not read the book and I doubt I'll ever watch the film but I'm FED UP with seeing all the sexist comments everywhere about pathetic middle-aged housewives, sad old hags, etc.

'My objection: It seems to me this book is a favorite target of media disdain because it's erotic smut for middle aged women and so something to be mocked and derided.'

I was just chatting with a friend about that a few days ago since her wedding was kinda drama-filled at times. But she said she wouldn't. She loved her wedding regardless of the annoying stuff. She just remembers the good stuff for the most part. The good far outweighed the bad.

I did a quickie wedding and if I had to do it over, I'd have gone big.

I'm rather partial to a lovely Scottish accent myself, although I have had many non-Americans tell me how lovely/charming my accent is. Which...what? Mostly flat broadcaster with a touch of Chicago sass. So no accounting for taste, that's for sure.

Well, no student loan debt....you gotta admit that part.

Is it sad that I'm a little relieved to read this? That she's not actually some sick, twisted woman in love with a serial killer? She's just a twisted, greedy - perhaps lazy?- one?

You know what... I ain't even. Fuck that guy. May she ride the gravy train into her own grave.

Human Rape Consultant.

It prob was, but the Iggy hate is strong round these parts so...

I think she should get the Grammy for best jawline. Girlfriend has amazing bone structure.

Appalling, absolutely. But is it really that unbelievable? What physical signs would you expect to find when the victims were unconscious?

Probably thought anything was a side-effect of whatever he claimed to be testing.

Where ever you land on the "you get what you deserve/paid for" spectrum what sucks is these are, again, the people that can probably least afford to have this happen. I was lucky to have parents who paid for my wedding and a beautiful dress.

This one was ugly to begin with.