lol i bet you are SO STOKED at the reactions you're getting right now ANY ATTN IS GOOD ATTN AMIRITE

Seriously, his answer with regard to Iggy is perfect. If I have to read about "muh cultural appropriations" one more time, I'm going to rage vomit.

He didn't look bad, but he was in his mid-60s, so...out of any age range that I would consider.

Was his best friend named Stacy?

It would also be interesting if someone sat down and figured out if photos of male students were just as edited as those of female students.

Gallows humor as told by the executioner.

He's a fucking narcissist. He's probably thinking, "I raped a lot of women and got away with it, so now I'm going to make some sick jokes just to show those women who the winner is." He's getting off on the fact that he got away with it. He may have been found guilty in the court of public opinion, and a lot of people…

You know what would be even better? If theses places that want to cancel him, can't? They should hire a Wanda Sykes or another woman comic to go DIRECTLY AFTERWARD and just rip him to shreds. I would pay SO MUCH money to be there. Let start a kickstarter to send them to every venue he where he dares to show his face.

I'll start...

*reads entire article*

...I wish I could put into words why this makes me feel so sad.

It was a boa constrictor, therefore no fangs. Go pee; you're safe!

I was only afraid of a spider doing that. Now I'm worried about snakes and spiders. Maybe someone will find a rat next and I will start using a chamber pot! Weeeee!

I mean, I will eventually go when the need becomes great enough.

I'm still holding it.

Oh no. I have to go to the bathroom right now, and i'm scared to after reading this. I guess I'll just be doing my business on the living room floor, thanks.

Well, looks like it's back to diapers for me.

That was a nice detail. I'm picturing her crying and desperately hoping some weak-ass clear scotch tape is gonna hold and then the snake just busts right through the taped door BOOM!

Fucking nope