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But I’m a firm believer that through sports, independent of governments, you bring people together, they acknowledge that commonality they create empathy.

He will need that prize money if he only eats Whole Foods.

you can count led zeppelin ripping off all kinds of black artists as the second black person on this list right? 

All your base are belong to us.

The most classic rock is igneous.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

I know that things on the internet can get pretty heated and a lot of people say things they don’t really mean because they are protected by the cloak of anonymity, so I want you to understand how sincere I am when I say I hope you die in a fire.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Well, Thank God they got Osuna!

You should learn to read.

If anyone is interested in seeing some secret videos of me in my kitchen eating corn, talking about corn and talking to corn, I've uploaded them to corn hub. Check them out before they get taken down.

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Funny you should mention that, because I laughed out loud for the first time in a while at the dude asking if he can never drink or smoke again because he had kids. 

Must be visiting BYU

I’m assuming it’s the first draft of some new porno.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I’m always kind of amazed when this happens in the NFL, these doofs like to brag about how they spend 160 hours a week eating tape, and then go out with the same game plan weeks in a row. Sometimes I only think Belichick looks smart is because everyone else is so dumb. It’s a team that schemes to do nothing but take

As this was the first time in a long while I watched the Monday Night Football broadcast, I have to give a lot of credit to the commentary team. Booger McFarland was a pretty pleasant surprise, had really good chemistry with Tessitore and even managed to provide some neat insight in to the plays.

Didn’t expect this game to turn out to be a moral victory for Luke Falk.