This is now society’s driving morals.

“Dad?”

Flippers for hands? But I voted AGAINST evolution! /s

I had not driven any Nissan product in probably a decade until I got saddled with a Rogue as a rental back in March. Brand new, less than 5K miles on it. There were so many rattles and squeaks and road noise, it was unbelievable. The interior materials may as well have come from a 20-year old Accord. The engine was…

“Or if you don’t mind paying nearly $5 more than California’s average gas price, pull in and knock yourself out.”

They kindly lead out of the state, which is all I could ask.

North Dakota: If you can find an emptier road, you’re in Canada.

You buried the lede...

Nah we beat up Richie Rich to get that quarter haha

A quarter?? Look at Richie Rich over here! Back in MY day we were happy with squished PENNIES!! 

You got towed because the Secret Service thought your car might be a security threat and/or they and the local police decided to clear the route as early as possible to allow for further security sweeps.

That means, unfortunately, we don’t see how or who figured this out. It just happens and a golden opportunity to advance the mythology is glossed over

“Charges against Assange were originally brought by Donald Trump’s DOJ, which is somewhat ironic given the fact that Assange’s leaks in the lead up to the 2016 election helped Trump win the White House.”

It’s not okay to wait a month for a doctor’s appointment, it’s not okay to have dirty streets in the city with one of the highest income taxes. And it’s not okay to put the responsibility on paying waiter’s salary on the customer. It’s time for change.

https://truthsocial.com/@imjustheresoiwontbefined

But youtubers told me it is dying because of rotten tomato scores. Oh heavens!!!

not to be mean but regardless of how gruesome transformers is for an animated kids movie, the fact that that was your reference point for gore and violence suggests yah the boys was never gonna be your cuppa 

Will it provide me anything my Model S wont?

Vigorous Tugging Results In Happy Ending