We should get his sons letters from prison translated.

And I am certain that--when called to account for your own bravado, so fiercely displayed in a comment section appended to a Deadspin article--you will perform with style, panache, and not the first ounce of licentious libation in your veins.

May we all be so pure of heart and fierce of conviction as you, o keeper of…

“You know what I like.”

I knew this crazy dude with a huge Afro of red hair. He passed away not too long ago and I guess he was in his late sixties. He was a roadie for the Cramps in their early years and he had some wild stories. It was the seventies! He was tall and thin and he always wore Chuck Taylor sneakers. One of the Ramones got…

Won’t someone think of how this story upsets the good UK fans?

Well then why is it that when I read this in a Kentucky accent all I hear is “drrr drr DRRRR drrr Benghazi?”

Look pal, making fun of UK fans is just plain fun. Sorry, but it’s the cost of doing business.

‘Cause he’s old, idiot

Eh, even if he’s not as good at baseball, he will never not be a Good Baseball Man.

saying derogatory things about Mr. Met’s mom …. which led to the gesture because of a personal matter with his mom.

Je suis Cornholio!

*Gets whiplash from how quickly this video loops, estimated recovery time 6-8 weeks*

As a sports athlete (basketball) this kind of thing always looks like a joke to me. While I respect esports and the skill it takes to play a game at a certain level, i just can’t get over the fact that some people look at pro gamers as athletes. In terms of physical stress, gaming is really more comparable to chess…

Who can forget his contributions during

Old timer opinion:
Barstool Sports was actually okay when it was a free sheet that you could read at a bar and it gave betting tips and that sort of thing.
Then one day they put tits on the front page and it really hasn’t been worth anyone’s time.

ETA
Can we leave Boston out of shitfuckery just one GD time???

Once upon a time, I was a writer for FoxSports.com. I covered the owners meeting at the Breakers. I was the noobiest of noobs. And a guy named John Clayton could not have been a kinder, more compassionate soul to me. I’ll always remember him taking pity and giving me guidance that I had no business getting at that…

ESPN: Millennials want some youth and diversity to go with all of their hipping and hopping.

You goddamn mother fuckers.

Of all the layoffs, this one stings the most.