If you were being “ironic” before, then that means you actually think I am funny? Thanks!

Scott Mellanby killed a rat outside of the Panthers’ locker room right before the playoffs, and it was seen as a good-luck charm.

Lucky you for growing it back.

“pa, did you and your friends fight and die to protect our motor racing from the Japs?”

Then he hopped in his Japanese made Toyota, picked up some sushi on the way home to eat while watching the race on his Sony tv.

I love how he says “Nothing specifically personal”... but in his “apology” he makes it entirely personal saying he visited his fathers grave and thought about him fighting the Japanese and he was SO ANGRY!

Hey, way to take a decent bit of wordplay and turn it into cheap ethnic stereotyping.

Not an excuse, but cabs are/were always very difficult to track down unless you live in a major city. I know all too many horrible idiots who had bitched in the past about that in the small-ish city where I live, and therefore they’d drive themselves.

It’s his first note-worthy drive in years!

My anxiety can’t handle this, man.

You’re a friggin Genius!

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

Does this count as another major?

“I love you, Mike.”

With my own beloved Capitals washed out of the playoffs once again, my rooting interests are:

It’s an important, if little-discussed baseball skill. Should look like this:

Ahh the Bentley standard of sportiness.

Iverson said that, despite the awkwardness, he looks forward to doing more with the Make a Wish Foundation.