Hilarity and schadenfreude.

But they also didn’t cut straight to the chase and title the meeting “Likely Fuckery”.

Stake through the heart.

I once slept with a woman who was convinced she was a vampire, to the point of biting my neck hard enough to draw blood and licking it off.

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

OMG I have sat in a meeting that was almost word for word titles that. I now need to clean the diet coke off my keyboard.

Go on...

I worked on an automated twitter promotion once for a large skin care brand. We had a 90 minute meeting once called “how will people try to screw with us.”

“I don’t always molest little kids. But when I do, I find kids prefer Walkers Crisps.”

Because americans like to lay down when they eat chips and british like to walk when they eat crisps.

I wouldn’t want that kid’s dad anywhere near my organization.

Or the Lakers pass on him and he goes to Philly or Phoenix.

SIDA badge photo below:

Robinette was removed from the graduation lineup

This meme is technically incorrect

This is incredible. And so believable. Thanks for the report, HT.

Yes.

He and Pete Carroll should team up and start an investigative agency. While they’re at it, since they’re both good Trojans they ought to try to help OJ find The Real Killer™.

Actually a life long military man is less likely to see military solutions as the best ones. They have the perspective. Remarks by Senator Chuck Hagel are emblematic of this viewpoint: Many of those who want to rush this country into war and think it would be so quick and easy don’t know anything about war. They come…

Even when American runners didn’t end up on the podium in international meets, I always took pride in the nasal bone strength they displayed during competition. Now, I realize that was all a lie. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.