Thanks for the heads-up on this disturbing trend that bothers no one under the age of 35.

Since the information is “declassified”, that means everyone can file a FOIA request. Refusing to do so shows that he didn’t officially declassify it and intentionally revealed state secrets.

Part of your thesis is that these endorsements by the common folk are underpaid. Which is really not true, because without this social media interactivity, there’s very little other way for a regular person to get free stuff from a company, much less a lot of free stuff. So, Carter doesn’t get paid as much as a paid…

Seems legit. I am always tired after working out, but never tired after sleeping. Riddle me that science!

Pictured: Derek Jeter fantasy meal.

Oh because all squirrels know each other, right? You’re despicable.

I called an old squirrel source of mine for background information, it was innocent.........

I thought the Browns had a pretty damn good draft (at least on paper) and are set up well to have another high draft pick next year to either get a QB, or use to further deepen their roster and sign someone like Kirk Cousins or Garropolo in free agency.

Hmm. No, but I did major in Pornhub studies.

But do you have 26 years of mouth f’ing experience, 8+ hours a day, 5+ days a week?

Wait! Bobby Valentine aggravating, arrogant and disrespectful?????

Lean Water Act.

/googles the lean

Yeah. Totally.

Duh, we’ve all watched spongebob. 🙄

The wording of the Russian reporter’s tweet is almost as entertaining as Putin himself:

Hey, dick bag, you never ask for and may never get a thank you. They have bigger shit going on. Clean up their yard every week until that baby is home and keep your fucking mouth shut about thank-yous.

30-45 minutes of driving is a big yes. 30-45 minutes, where 25-38 minutes is spent inching along one six mile stretch of highway in bumper to bumper traffic is hell.