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You are a brave man.

You are a brave man.

Just to clarify, my penis is really small.

If self-deprecation equals wokeness I’m Mahatma Motherfukin’ Ghandi

That’s weird, Derrick Rose just tweeted Shady Acres Outpatient Rehabilitation Center followed by four knee brace emojis.

What the fuck are you even talking about? The 49ers are recently removed from winning 41 games in three years, with three conference title game appearances. During that time they had 2 pro bowl quarterbacks they had drafted and groomed.

He’s actually been named Patch his whole life. In one way or another, he’s a horse of destiny.

Jet fans are gonna say that if the Jets had drafted him, he just wouldn’t have become what he was. But that’s just coping. He would have been awesome. You were so close to being great, Jet fans. So fucking close.

As Manning wisely demonstrated 20 years ago- the choice between becoming a NY Jet or spending another year jeopardizing your future by risking serious injury for no pay is not a choice at all

Then why are you here?

If you dont think Im throwing “Jaxon’s” or “Braden’s” resume in the trash, you got another thing coming.

Don’t know if you’re being sarcastic, but 38 Studios was incorporated in Deleware. Despite that, RI was the company’s biggest creditor with $116M of secured debt. So, while the studio filed from bankruptcy in the state of Deleware, the financial impact was in RI.

“ANY time someone decides their only option is suicide is a tragedy. Full stop.”

Shhhhhhh, just stop.

In Schilling’s defense, I did hear that the fan was politely yelling song lyrics at Adam Jones.

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

This was really a “Hold my beer” moment for all the fans who, for some reason, thought it best to eschew engendering goodwill for their city after being publicly shamed for its (debatable) status as “most racist city,” and instead wanted to convey, “Nope, that is totally accurate.”

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Having lived in both Boston and the south (and I live in neither place now!) I can confirm with great accuracy:
The south has MANY more racists per-capita. It’s really not even close. Go wander through Jacksonville FL or Charleston SC and then tell me with a straight face that Boston is ‘equally bad.’

I actually find it a very nice city to live in, and one of the only places my brother was able to get married back in ‘05.