I know that kid. He plays for the Lions.

YES! 100%. This girl on our team, J she’s got to be 5'2 at most. But she does NOT. MISS. FLAGS. Ever. And when she gets the ball, she dodges people a lot. She’s not super fast, but it’s hard for the 6'2 safeties to get down there to her level haha

Tom Brady’s daughter, Vivian, was also born in 2012, but she is already 28 years old.

After 5-11, 6-10, 3-13 seasons 10-6 would be a victory lap.

Not only for him, but for the entire populations of Wisconsin, Minnesota and Michigan as well.

This story is erotic fiction for Bill Belichick, right?

This F’n comment right f’n here^! +1.36 dollars Canadian.

I couldn’t believe Klitschko didn’t go down with the clean shot. But it clearly put him completely out of sorts till the TKO.

Trump remains Putin’s favourite punching bag.

Not crazy, just ignorant/trolling. Quadrapedal mammals aren’t shaped the way humans are, 1) no butt cheeks to smoosh poop on to. 2) Their sphincter is actually on a protruding point from their rear haunches again, so that there is nothing to rub against. 3) when they poop, their colon actually protrudes a tiny bit out…

Well I was just saying that someone clicking on an article about how cute a puppy is, to then race to the comments, only to get on his virtual pedestal about why dogs are the scourge of the Earth is probably an asshole and so unenjoyable in social gatherings that people would assumably prefer they weren’t there. That…

Look, the dog did this to HR--HR!!!!!--and you’re complaining? I’m not a proponent of animals in workspaces or stores or whatever, at all, but that particular animal is a fucking hero. He or she should be having statues chiseled in its form and poems composed in its honor, not anonymously slammed on some stupid…

If we are talking about ditching things with no real value that are only a waste of effort and resources, why the fuck are you on a sports/joke site when there is world saving to do?

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.

Probably has to do with South Africa being in the Southern Hemisphere, like how the toilets flush the other way.

you’re just the worst, gavin. booing the cowboys is a mitzvah for the world.

Indeed I did. In haste I committed the writing sin of mixing my metaphors Styrofoam building fronts.

Two Conference Rivals, both alike in humility
(In front of fake Philadelphia library, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A draft announcer bludgeoned by boos umpteen.

I wish Shakespeare were alive, just to see Philly boo him.

Philly is my Stalin and the Cowboys are Hitler.