Goofus is in the first pic; Gallant is in the second.

The comment section is yours these days; we’re all just shitting in it.

Yeah those 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets that are standard prison issue really have to go.

I just stuck a post it note of a star on the wall for you.

Did you story board this? Please tell me that you did.

Not me, man. I hate it when they’re not circumcised. Takes me completely out of it because seeing close-ups of them slamming their lipstick tube in to a woman’s nethers makes it look too much like a doggie dick. I didn’t sign up for no beastiality shit. And the cumshots? Half of it gets trapped in their vacuum hose so…

Mohammed Love is my favorite islamic male porn star.

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

Counter-counterpoint: Jim Hughson is the okay-ist play-by-play guy in hockey...unless he’s calling a Canucks game, then he’s the most useless piece of shit homer in all of the history of homerism.

Lol. Oh yeah that totally works. Can you point out which ones he won as an executive? Thanks

Failed.

What is how many fingers JPP is missing?

It’s a Veep reference you harbinger of wet blankets

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

I guess Director of Communications for the NHL isn’t in the cards. Maybe the LPGA Tour is more Spicer’s style.

But you still support the cruel industry of milking Platypus’ and taking their eggs for custard sake.

Man, these episode recaps of Better Call Saul get more and more detailed every week.

Hollow_Log is a Kinja commenter who cut his teeth making snarky comments on Gawker. After Gawker folded, he transitioned into making snarky comments on Deadspin, Fusion and Jezebel. A native of Indiana, he is still in the greys on Jezebel and Fusion.

Further fun story: Michele Bachman is fucking batshit crazy.

Fun Story: Michele Bachman attended Law school at ORU, she was in its first ever incoming class.. Took time off to have a child, then returned to graduate from its final class as an accredited law school!