Then United shouldn’t have scheduled a flight crew in Chicago to be flying out of Louisville without an assured way of getting them there.

Rookie mistake. If you think Forced Sodomy Air is just about the sodomy, then you haven’t met the new Forced Sodomy Air.

“Well, I don’t love the customer service of Forced Sodomy Air, but they are $13 cheaper than JetBlue, so I guess I’ll have to suck it up.”

I’d say that people might boycott United, but for some reason people are insane about saving as much money as possible on airfare that it won’t really matter. I don’t fly American Airlines as a rule, because I felt like I was being punished for something every time I had in the past, but most people look at two…

I’m glad that the NBA is solidifying the message I’m teaching my children. Their future is entirely dependent on the results of the lottery.

Great cum back to where jack it.  

Golf has benefited the most from HD TV. It shows so well on TV, especially Augusta National.

Congrats on the fiance.

Never been a big fan of Sergio’s but I can’t remember the last time I was this happy for a major winner. He deserved it.

“Nobody expects the Spanish win tradition!”

I appreciate the effort to shit on Nantz, but the guy is as big as it gets when it comes to golf in Spain, John Rahm was ever talking about him being a big influence along with Sergio. Sergio’s been talking about Ballesteros being an idol of his for a long time, like over two decades. Fuck Nantz though.

He gives a lot of shits about Seve. He’s a huge reason why he started playing golf. That narrative got killed today but it’s still a part of the story.

No, no, they were saying Boo-urns! Boo-urns.

No he didn’t, and if I’m reading you correctly, you’re trying to score some points off me in a way that suggests you didn’t understand what I was trying to explain. Sorry if I’m misreading you, and sorry if I wasn’t initially clear.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

When Deadspin starts featuring articles about how Wal-Mart and Home Depot use TIF....

Greenland’s shark jumped years ago and now spends more time defenendng Putin than anything else

Hey people, some advice: you *don’t actually have to use Twitter*. You might find you’re a lot happier just letting other people aggregate the funny or informative stuff instead, or just ignoring it entirely!

In my life I have never seen better camera work at a live sporting event. Whoever was on that slow zoom is a master of his/her craft