I’m honestly just shocked that this has played out without someone using the phrase “fake news”.  I mean they’ve used tons of synonyms...but still.  

Add in the fact that Osemele’s backup is three years younger and only carries a $2m cap hit, you could easily make the case that the Jets should be encouraging the surgery to evaluate Alex Lewis’ long long term value to the franchise. But that’s just me, and I don’t fully understand how to run a NFL team. Which…

500 comments and not a single one pointing out that The Cars are rated way too fucking high?! I was very mildly annoyed that The Cult, Blur and Pulp didn’t make the long list (Common People is my drunk jam), but The Cars ahead of getting hit by a moving Speedwagon is insane.

You’re a unicorn!

I was reading a story about how immigration was causing changes in French cuisine, and the backlash that it was causing (aka “Kebobaphobia”). The article made essentially your point. Chinese and Italian food use to be found in small ethnic communities, but the article opined that rather than just deciding that…

[watches video] Ha-ha-ha!

More slo-mo replays should also feature announcer voices in equal slo-mo. We should all collectively imagine we’re tripping balls while watching the game.

“What was he thinking?”

Fortunately for you, most of us scroll straight to the comments anyways, so this warning is perfectly placed. Gold stars for everyone.

The guys with the bat is defending the wicket...but then he is also scoring points.    In the end with scores like 356-592 it’s easier to just say nobody is playing defense in cricket.  

I’d say javelin or skeet shooting.  

+11 points...for ZA in Scrabble.

I don’t understand the bike portion, but dude works retail. There’s always a trash can under the till in stores. I’ve worked plenty of retail jobs, but this isn’t insider information. I’ll admit that I’ve asked the checkout clerk to put an item in the trash for me from time to time. I’m specifically asking for…

This back and forth was so perfect that I assume you’re Chris Thompson’s burner account.  

The gif is strong with this one. 

It’s a presidential decree.  

Fred Smoot of course, and I’m not even a Vikings fan. The funny thing is that because of that action that you mentioned he’s forever tied to the Sex Boat scandal. The Sex Boat was bigger than Fred Smoot, but Fred Smoot wasn’t bigger than the Sex Boat.

I can’t remember anything from High School French class but have immediate recall if the question is ‘which Vikings RB was caught in the airport with a fake penis’.

“I am more pro-replay than many of my peers and colleagues”.