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For the record I made a Fred Smoot Sex Boat 2.0 joke that I regretted...unlike Fred Smoot and the original Sex Boat.

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I just went down a ‘Google rabbit hole’ remembering the Lisa Olson harassment scandal from 1991. For some reason I thought it was the Boston Globe on the receiving end of that debacle. It was the Boston Herald.

I have plenty of friends who rightfully and justifiably deride climate change deniers and anti-vaxers as wrongheaded for ignoring science, evidence and logic. These same people often have strong opinions on this topic that mirror Deadspin’s. The only thing I’ve learned from talking to them is that we’ll all abandon…

This relationship wouldn’t be fizzling if we’d all properly nicknamed them ‘SimJen’.

Florida man would love to travel, but can’t because of court order.  

At least he stopped calling everything a bicycle kick.  I mean you could call that progress.  

The sad thing is that Kellerman was great covering boxing when he broke in, but ESPN will force you to sell your soul to be an asshole-of-all-trades if you want to stick around.  

In good news, this will leave you with more time for high horse riding.  

I think any trade pulled off by Jizyah Shorts would be better... by definition.

Hotels.com has been killing it on the ad front. I laughed way to long and loud at this one when I clicked “skip ad” and the ad continued with everyone skipping.

“they still don’t qualify as members of a rogue’s gallery that could include Petrino, Gregg Williams, Tom Cable, Woody Hayes, DJ Durkin, Earle Bruce, plus Art Briles and Jerry Sandusky if you want to get extremely dark about it.”

[Duke loses] “America’s nightmare is dead!”

I took my kid to World Arena skating rink in Colorado Springs years ago. Even during ‘skate with talentless nobodies’ open ice periods there were great figure skaters and coaches on the ice. The proximity to the USOC almost guarantees skaters like Chen will gravitate there.

Judging by the two clips Reid and I have the same vertical leap. The similarities end there. That is a hot-summer-afternoon game of horse looking jump shot there.  

Meanwhile the Colts will figuratively win the Super Bowl and add to their collection of banners.  

You have to admit, the comment and username synergy is pretty spot on.  

Both of these teams are also sinking faster than the other Kursk.

Has any good player* had a worst “I remember that dude” portfolio than Leon Lett?! A decade in the NFL, two super bowls and two pro bowls and what is he known for? Don Bebe and diving at a ball dead in the snow.