With a backfield of Peterson and Hunt the Skins would beat a lot of teams down the stretch, along with a few women and children.  

The fact that people still state that Dilfer “won” that game could only happen with sly PR and marketing...so really he couldn’t have done it without you.   

Couldn’t enjoy the game and couldn’t spell Sean Payton’s name properly in his diss is just another day in Dilfers world.   

I love retro celebrations. I also love dumbass commentary. Next let’s redo the Randy Moss Lambeau Mooning and for good measure let’s have Joe Buck there to be a dumbass. Joe will be in the moment and also retro at the same time.  

The Gruden Grimace redux

I got tired of researching every cause and charity a long time ago. There’s just too many of them. I still want to support movements however, so I switched to a simpler vetting method; if the spokesperson has crazy eyes and looks like they want to knife-fight me I’ll back them. So far I’m Team Reid and PETA because…

“I’m a Knicks fan”...“As a fan of basketball”; which is it? You can’t be fans of both.  

I have shown that throw chart to everyone I’ve come into contact with; my coworkers, my wife, my dog. It’s amazing. It’s like when I was playing early Madden and there was the one WR screen play that the AI couldn’t defend...except I never finished the game with 142 passing yards. So far nobody has cared as much as…

Hi. Actual person serving in the military here. Please stop repeating yourself, for all the reasons already pointed out to you. Take care.

It’s an anagram for “rolled butt”, so Loul Deng is my guess.  

Too much of this reads like a desperate swing at The Atlantic. There’s a real issue at the heart of this, but I had to get past 50 jibes and put downs of a fine magazine first.

Especially in overtime, knowing that both defenses are gassed.  Also add in the fact that you’re the Browns: nobody blinks when you lose, but they break open crappy beer fridges like King Tut’s tomb when you win and I think the choice is clear. It’s baffling.  

You know how people say ‘that joke will never get old?’...it’s not true.

I’ve got a teleconference meeting with headquarters tomorrow.  I’m totally going to slip “ASK THESE NUTS” into the conversation. Stay tuned for my employment status on Monday.  

They’re so low key that South Park called  them the “brown note” and did a show about them.  

Stealing this...not giving credit.  

England uses an Alpha-numeric post code which gives greater variety and thus greater specificity over a smaller landmass. We lived in England back in the day and our postcode basically included five houses in the suburbs. The only drawback was having to remember HP66HQ as a location.

It’s crazy that this WYTS was straight fire about an incompetently owned and run team (let’s face it a lot of the entries to date have been mailed in) and yet the best burn wasn’t even for the ‘skins.

I can’t read these letters without thinking back to the Frank Grimes quote in the Simpsons

Actually that’s two birds, because as the old phrase goes a “bird in the hand is worth two in the bush leagues.”