You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

Guy from Texas has limited intellect...<mind not blown>

I heard fanny

Of course being a Mets game the crowd went right back to “WTF are these guys doing” mode

What if Fidel Castro had made it as a baseball player? What if Hitler’s art career had really taken off? What if Pol Pot’s male modeling career hadn’t faltered?

Everyone agrees that something should be done. The controversy comes in what’s next. Even fucking Trump is saying this is happening too much. But Trump’s solution (with the NRA hand up his ass moving his mouth) will be to arm teachers, and then eventually students. Until everyone has a gun nobody is safe (Statement…

In Germany I saw a fruit tree and tried a bite. I immediately regretted it. Vomiting ensued. I asked my little German neighbor what it was and she informed me that they were baby walnuts. Walnuts, the least edible nut, have a husk outside of the shell. It’s like nature is trying to keep us from eating them.

He was coming in from the bullpen to deliver his split-tongued fastball.

Never Cry Wolf taught me that peeing around your tent is a great way to protect your campsite. Are we sure the Celtics aren’t really doing that? The kids wiping up ‘sweat’ under the basket have seemed a bit overworked in this series.

I know that this makes me a horrible person, but I can’t hate Brad Marchand. He’s awful, a troll and has been described accurately as a “little ball of hate”...but God is he fun to watch. Skate on you tiny, angry weirdo.

Buttfumble The Sequel: This time it’s...um, just as personal as it was last time.

This man harbors dreams of shooting an assailant who’s trying to kill him. But jokes on him, you can’t shoot cholesterol.

For normal people that is the lucky shot of their life. For Crosby that’s a normal Thursday afternoon.

I will star this...mainly for also being a pre-Internet old person who remembers calling into sports radio trivia shows.

They say the camera adds 15 pounds. I like to pretend someone is secretly filming me stepping on the bathroom scale and then I subtract 15 from whatever lies it tells me.

There was a really good travel program Dhani Tackles the World where former Cincinnati Bengals LB Dhani Jones traveled the world getting his ass kicked in various national sports like water polo and ski jumping. The only time he truly was confident and in control was in England when they put him on the rugby pitch. …

Right, like Pats fans didn’t celebrate beating The Greatest Show on Turf in 2002. Nope, never was once mentioned.

Holy shit, I didn’t realize they were only 4 years apart in age!?! I remember Smith playing for Utah a million years ago. Hearing that he’s 33 is crazy. He’s younger than my memories of him are.

fantastic!

Agreed, but that one is unarmed.