Especially in overtime, knowing that both defenses are gassed.  Also add in the fact that you’re the Browns: nobody blinks when you lose, but they break open crappy beer fridges like King Tut’s tomb when you win and I think the choice is clear. It’s baffling.  

You know how people say ‘that joke will never get old?’...it’s not true.

I’ve got a teleconference meeting with headquarters tomorrow.  I’m totally going to slip “ASK THESE NUTS” into the conversation. Stay tuned for my employment status on Monday.  

They’re so low key that South Park called  them the “brown note” and did a show about them.  

Stealing this...not giving credit.  

England uses an Alpha-numeric post code which gives greater variety and thus greater specificity over a smaller landmass. We lived in England back in the day and our postcode basically included five houses in the suburbs. The only drawback was having to remember HP66HQ as a location.

It’s crazy that this WYTS was straight fire about an incompetently owned and run team (let’s face it a lot of the entries to date have been mailed in) and yet the best burn wasn’t even for the ‘skins.

I can’t read these letters without thinking back to the Frank Grimes quote in the Simpsons

Actually that’s two birds, because as the old phrase goes a “bird in the hand is worth two in the bush leagues.”

You know, Based upon the evidence, I’m starting to think this guy might just be an asshole.

Guy from Texas has limited intellect...<mind not blown>

I heard fanny

Of course being a Mets game the crowd went right back to “WTF are these guys doing” mode

What if Fidel Castro had made it as a baseball player? What if Hitler’s art career had really taken off? What if Pol Pot’s male modeling career hadn’t faltered?

Everyone agrees that something should be done. The controversy comes in what’s next. Even fucking Trump is saying this is happening too much. But Trump’s solution (with the NRA hand up his ass moving his mouth) will be to arm teachers, and then eventually students. Until everyone has a gun nobody is safe (Statement…

He was coming in from the bullpen to deliver his split-tongued fastball.

Never Cry Wolf taught me that peeing around your tent is a great way to protect your campsite. Are we sure the Celtics aren’t really doing that? The kids wiping up ‘sweat’ under the basket have seemed a bit overworked in this series.

I know that this makes me a horrible person, but I can’t hate Brad Marchand. He’s awful, a troll and has been described accurately as a “little ball of hate”...but God is he fun to watch. Skate on you tiny, angry weirdo.

Buttfumble The Sequel: This time it’s...um, just as personal as it was last time.

This man harbors dreams of shooting an assailant who’s trying to kill him. But jokes on him, you can’t shoot cholesterol.