For normal people that is the lucky shot of their life. For Crosby that’s a normal Thursday afternoon.

I will star this...mainly for also being a pre-Internet old person who remembers calling into sports radio trivia shows.

They say the camera adds 15 pounds. I like to pretend someone is secretly filming me stepping on the bathroom scale and then I subtract 15 from whatever lies it tells me.

There was a really good travel program Dhani Tackles the World where former Cincinnati Bengals LB Dhani Jones traveled the world getting his ass kicked in various national sports like water polo and ski jumping. The only time he truly was confident and in control was in England when they put him on the rugby pitch. …

Right, like Pats fans didn’t celebrate beating The Greatest Show on Turf in 2002. Nope, never was once mentioned.

Holy shit, I didn’t realize they were only 4 years apart in age!?! I remember Smith playing for Utah a million years ago. Hearing that he’s 33 is crazy. He’s younger than my memories of him are.

fantastic!

Agreed, but that one is unarmed.

Not a career stat since he’s still in the league, but the Eagles paid Chase Daniel $12million and he threw only one pass for them.

People have spent a lot of time on Deadspin complaining that flags and marginal calls were ruining the games this season. The refs let them play and don’t make a lot of ticky-tac calls...we complain about that. Seems about right.

What fantasy league has 66 yards and five ints as *only* -8 points??? That’s the real story here.

I prefer hippocracy: a form of government where large aquatic animals determine laws. Heads of lettuce for all!

“Um, peru and barcelona”...well, well, well. Look at who’s been keeping up with current geopolitical events.

This is well thought out and well written. Thank you.

This joke is why I can’t quit Deadspin

My favorite part of Romo being a revelation in the booth is many of the other announcers trying to step up their game and falling flat on their dicks. I watched Romo dissect a game followed by a Gruden announced game. He kept trying to predict what was going to happen and when (actual quote: “their going to snap the…

I remember the Giant (one season) great Billy Swift. One time holder of the ‘most ground outs in a game’ record. Also the best pitcher the University of Maine ever produced.

I looked up the Cannibal Corpse discography to see if they had covered a song/storm that I wouldn’t run from. Something like Hurricane Yellow Submarine...alas, no. In the meantime I’d like to use this unseen portion of the Internet to say I miss Kyle Wagner and posts like this make me want to kiss his brain

And this one cautions strongly against drawing strong links of causality...which is exactly what your original post did. Just go ahead and admit that your original post is your opinion. I’ll then remind you that opinions are like assholes...there are a lot of both of those on the Internet. Then we’ll laugh and move…

That link is about child porn and people convicted of abusing children. This in no way backs up your first claim. Child porn =\= adult porn. They are not the same thing at all. At all. Just as child-brides are not the same as adult brides. Second, that is a study of convicted abusers, not people (literally) at…