Joe Pa Knew

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

The best way to stop bad 15-year-olds with guns is good 15-year-olds with guns.

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

If you trust The Process and avoid making short-term trades, maybe you get Beyoncé.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

It’s not so much the name, but the plumber’s bill they assume they’d receive based on Smith’s past statements.

What is this?

Several schools have reportedly turned down a similar donation from another NBA great as they’re reluctant to open the JR Smith Basketball Facility for Hot Women.

+1 quiet sob

Holy shit, Steph Curry refereed the 2006 finals?!

As far as New York teams go, at least the Bills made the playoffs. You could be a miserable fan of one of the Manhattan projects instead.

He also clicks on Kotaku posts to bitch about video games on a sports blog and drives a Prius or a Suburu with a ‘coexist’ sticker on the back in the left lane.

He’s just fission for clicks.

You would think that Wilpon would have a better understanding of “unsustainable” economic models by now.

SUPERCOOLBEAS is not here to fuck wit’ such triflin’ ass outdated concepts like “losing because the star didn’t bring it” and “that’s a top-tier team on the other side.”

Caldwell-Pope is not allowed to leave the state, which will result in missed games in Houston and Minneapolis.

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

Damon should shut up before his views on this issue become a permanent part of his identity. I’m starting to think he actually believes in male supremacy. If that’s the case he needs to be given an ultimatum.