Agreed.

*left handed

[Furiously takes notes]

Good form.

These guys were 99.9% in the wrong.

If Houston didn’t cut an illegal deal and lose half a decade’s worth of draft picks over this, then he’s not the real Joe Smith.

And my taint has definitely been peed on after a night of spirits.

You know what they say about PED testing: if you get caught, lie like the Dickens.

500 Days of Joe Smith.

He may have something here.

Oh, and what does “say it with ya chest” mean? Sorry, I’m sometimes more ignorant than I’d like.

It’s Snot True - The Oscar Pistorius Story

It was all fun until one teddy bear tried to leap into the stands to challenge a fan...

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.

Let’s go easy on the new Jags fans.

You sound like my wife. Hey-o! I get no respect I tell ya.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

It’s the worst kind of yellow journalism.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true