Preach. This. Word.

It’s the very same people who say ‘why didn’t he just comply’ that are the first to say the ‘cops feared for their lives.’

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

You do not know what a focus group is.

He traveled.

+101

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

What is the Trump Administration if not a collection of second round picks and undrafted free agents?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

So what you’re saying is that Elizabeth Swaney would have finished ahead of him.

nutsackré bleu!

“I guess that was the short program,” Tessa said, watching the smoke rise from the end of her cigarette.

And she’s thinking, “YET AGAIN I have to pretend this idiot knows what he’s doing right now...”

Come on, you’re better than this! My wife and I play in a bowling league together and we’re not fucking.

Yeah but, “if there is a deeper meaning to it all” maybe god wants him to careen into what he knows at 80 MPH.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

They beat Michael Jordan in a playoff series once