It could have been submitted to Sundance had it been filmed in landscape.

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

Eh. Just bring her a plate or something.

Colleen Dagg is officially invited to all the cookouts.

My advice to Britton, as someone who has suffered a strained forearm himself, is to change his grip. Works wonders.

I dino about that. I think most people still dont give agdam.

Qualifying for the UCL is good way to get people to Qarabout your team.

This is so dumb and unnecessary. Sure, the right-wingers who are mad about it for the wrong reasons, but this is still monumentally dumb, and perfect example of a company that desperately wants to be as safe as possible tripping over its own dick.

Of course this is doubtless true—pretty sure you can still coach football if you’re blind.

Clickbait headline. Why is this such a Boog deal?

“Hey, what about me, guys? ... Guys? Hello?”

If the Browns start feeling the pressure, they can just release DeValve

Genocide seems counterproductive here, no?

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

“I like ships that don’t collide”

I’m Brian and so’s my wife…

Since Lackey has a second career as the replacement to Frank Oz as voice of Fozzie Bear, I’m surprised he got on via hit, and not a “Walk-a, Walk-a”

um

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.