Bennett remained on the bench with a towel over his shoulders

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

I’m guessing the intention is to issue a “tough on DV” suspension, then have it reduced/eliminated on appeal.

Man, Chicago Bears football is everywhere!

You really think he’d stick his neck out like that?

... Yet when Tiger asks if he is Jupiter no one laughs.

Why is Deadspin promoting such shitty humor?

63 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Two months ago I had a nice apartment in Chicago. I had a good job. I had a son. When something happened to the Negroes in the South I said, `That’s their business, not mine.’ Now I know how wrong. I was. The murder of my son has shown me that what happens to any of us, anywhere in the world, had better be the…

I hope this does not hamper Landry’s career

I appreciate dry, clean humor.

It’s nice to know she has no intentions of taking landry to the cleaners.

The weapons/tools are “hands, fist, feet, teeth.”

I thought if it was already in a cast, it was broken.

Granted, that’s an upgrade from the prior team look.

While I dont disagree with that assessment Im not sure how youre going to act like the shit he did wasnt fucked up and warrants being an outcast. Defending Vick is almost as bad as defending Cosby or R.Kelly, we dont have to ride with EVERY black person

You make it sound like people are only allowed to care about one thing.

Just voted against the skinny repeal, so maybe shut the fuck up for a day or two?

“Y’know, I *thought * it was weird that they wanted the image of a mountin’, but hey, the customer is always right.”

Told after the game that he was being sent to AA, Borenstein said, “No, really, I was sober.”