Fathers be good to your ballers

“Nobody expects the Spanish disposition!”

Lucky he didn’t get Swallowed.

You can say that again!

You act like cops suspending investigations involving young black men is unusual. Of course, it’s usually because they shot them, but still.

And then he dabbed.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Well, whatever the excuse, they need to pay him. Cousins is the best quarterback they’ve had there since Duck Williams.

“Thank you for purchasing a ticket for tonight’s Sixers game! Would you like to contribute $1 to the Joel Embiid Truth & Justice Fund?”

He really Gaza stripped the ball right out of that guy’s hands.

Frantz, a sophomore for the Wildcats, joined Arizona freshman My-King Johnson as just second active player, and third overall (Michael Sam)

I’ve been team Dottie since November.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

season-ticket holders who reneged on their season ticket contracts once it became clear the Marlins were not going to uphold their promises of perks including free parking and VIP entrances at their new ballpark—let alone field a watchable team

You’ve been hiding that STD from me for weeks? AND playing basketball? I’m not even mad, i’m impressed.

So those Brazilian soccer players in the shower were providing DNA samples for testing?

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.