Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

You just described “Yankees fans” and “Mets fans”, respectively.

Well at least we know there’s someone in the UFC who doesn’t use performance enhancers.

Yes, Italian food towers over French food, and Spanish food is also better.

look mr sherman, i get that you are angry with how much power i have....

He's now well-qualified to be ordained in the Archdiocese of Boston.

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN TO WIPE FFS.

What a scourge on mankind. Hide the children, they’re taking pictures!!!

Like most other celebs, Magic doesn't actually tweet himself, he gets one of his aids to do it for him.

Bummer. Hate to see that horse people have resorted to playing the race card.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

I feel like soon I’ll start seeing ads where “for a dollar a day, you can keep Bills fans safe and off the streets. Give them a home, a community where they can be themselves.” And it would footage of lawless wasteland. Lord Humongous could easily be a Bills fan.

Can the Rockets re-hire their Twitter guy for just another day or 2?

Level 1.5 neurocognitive impairment, $1.5 million

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

What is the average time between when a guy gets to his hotel room on a business trip and when he starts jacking it?

So much this. I live in Austin and would have loved to see McCoy play the full game and that way even if they had still lost, there wouldn’t be giant “What if?” hanging around.

That event also led to the first time Mutombo wagged his finger in front of a teammate's face.