Without looking it up, I don't recall anything happening to him.

Nothing happened to him? The fuck? He got a $22 million contract with $8 million guaranteed.

So step #1 is make lots of money for 18 years and save up? Got it, very helpful.

Tennessee Titans: 111-144-1, .435

the only thing that changes over time is that the man onscreen begins to express remorse over some of the women and children he killed

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

Maybe he was just trying to increase his completion percentage?

I'd be very surprised if that's just her 12th man.

It is interesting that the people most invested in college football are the ones who didn't even graduate high school.

So now they're beating memes to death too?

"Sounded good to me."

It's not like they couldn't have seen this coming; his nationality is a huge red flag.

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