what is this

Agreed on all accounts except the glee of Saints over Colts. Fuck the Saints and their staggeringly awful fans.

And ne’er a skin I’ve broken.

I use real pens.

You’re playing with fire, bub.

When you’re saying you’re a fan of a team, is it proper to say the plural or the singular? Yankees Fan or Yankee Fan? I’ve always said plural. Which do you think is better?

How do you carry sunglasses when you’re not wearing them on your face?

With this, I thought, which non-toothpick item makes the best toothpick?

I grew up in Houston and don’t sweat very much, even during intense exercise. I beat the system.

Magary wore these on Chopped.

These kinds of tweets have been a shining beacon on the shitheap that is this election.

There aren’t many people, if anyone, in the sports word I have more indifference towards while having such a degree of success.

It’s camel tail and that’s final.

Your granddad is the ref from Semi Pro seeing an alley oop for the first time.

Great.

It’s camel tail, god dammit.

This is the correct response.

That’s no cup, baby, that’s all pig in that blanket.

You could say he...*shades*...tainted...the uniform.

No, YOU’RE not going to be an NBA player even with Curry’s jumpshot.