Great.

daddy

Would you rather have Steph Curry’s shooting ability or Zach LaVine’s dunking powers? All other aspects of your game remain the same. For me, this isn’t a debate. It’s LaVine.

All players on a team shall wear uniforms identical in color, trim and style

rest in peace

shut the fuck up

nerds

We love our football!

I will equalize you.

Sour cream is awful, I’m calling the police.

When I moved, driving on 290 heading away from town, I had a big smile knowing I wouldn’t be taking it to work anymore.

The only surprise here is that 290 doesn’t induce this more often.

One plate has cacio e pepe, the other cote de beofue or what the fuck ever.....gimme the pasta.

never post

GOD DAMN that was nerdy as hell.

Pickles and onions? ACCOUTREMENTS ARE NOT SIDES

pass

Over easy verging on over medium so the yolk is more gelatin-like as opposed to water-like. Habanero hot sauce upon plating. Bye.

Matt Bullard, Matt Maloney, Detlef Schrempf, Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Mitch Richmond, LaPhonso Ellis, Mookie Blaylock.