Pee is not in the balls.

Counterpoint: yes it will.

Nerds.

Oh.

Not good.

I will never understand the appeal of this band, and that’s ok.

Seems like he made himself pretty conspicuous imo

What the fuck is this.

This is only his first offense.

I was picturing more of him in a rocking chair on his porch getting hiccups from drinking out of a hooch jug with XXX stamped on it.

Lindsey Graham can now spend more time being a cartoon country bear.

I think what’s most interesting about this story is how anyone cares.

Shut up, nerd.

Pasta sauce should always be made if you have the little bit of extra time.

Mom says I’m handsome.

My company has pretty strict dress code, but I’m not complaining about suiting up (not the only option, but it’s going to look good and that isn’t negotiable).

Damn, Jared Lorenzen plays basketball too? And with pretty good free throw form too.