Good to note Keuchel now probably won’t start until game 3 in Houston, where he’s 15-0.

In sac fly situations, why don’t baserunners take a few steps behind the bag and run through the base as the catch happens to get a running start?

Nerds.

YOU FORGOT MY FAVORITE TEAM NOT BEING WRITTEN UP YET, I WILL EQUALIZE YOU

Uuuuuhhhh the sandwich and pickle motorcycle/sidecar one is great.

lol you nerds are mad that Kimmel (a comedian) made a joke about video game videos

Nerds.

Nice.

Did y’all do it?

I like beer.

Ok.

Well you see, some people like the taste and experience of something while others do not. It’s a common variance among humans.

I mean, I didn’t call it that, that’s just in his post. I’m not a Scotch person though. Also, yes, he did say he bought it because it’s what Ron drinks before cracking it open.

What do you do when you’ve been gifted a particularly shitty bottle of Scotch? This stuff tastes like it was infused with leather and then used to clean an ashtray.

The whole point of hanging out with other men is to a) insult each other, and then take it one step too far and have it end in a vicious brawl, and/or B) one-up each other with KRAZY stories

“Fight back, fight back”, said a man watching Jeb! try to talk to Donald Trump during the match.

I’m from Houston and a lifelong Astros fan...this isn’t the least bit surprising. Fuckin’ Rice grads.

Jacques-Louis David or Peter Nicolai Arbo?