Wow, that really is a big tunar.

Hard to share the acrimony when I live where fall is probably the shortest season. I usually don’t need a jacket of any kind until at least mid-November, and then by some time in December, it’s winter weather. Putting it in those terms, I guess the only thing I dislike about fall is its brevity in this region.

That is a really bad joke.

That is not a good response.

It was Bill, not Martin. Idiot. You idiot. God dammit. Idiot.

According to some, you have to realize it’s fuckin’ baseball

Gimme those ceviche and cochinita tacos from TacoDeli.

I’m seeing Godspeed You! Black Emperor tonight, and if they don’t have their wireless hanging from their guitars like that, I’m leaving.

For me the best part was him preparing. He turns his head, sees the oncoming storm, and adjusts his body properly and waits. Just good form, really. Sets the feet, follows through his arm motion...good baseball.

Goodell is checking with his advisors to see if capital punishment is an option.

You just did.

Ray Hudson needs to call just one American Football game so I can say I’ve heard it.

I thought BYU students had to refrain from genital touching.

Getting mad that a movie disappointed you and discussing it are two different things.

Does that bother you?

I don’t get mad at movies, so I must not be fun IRL.

Hipster AND douche, you must be really mad.