This is either a reference to Detroit Rock City (film) or a euphemism for doing sex, so yes.

You’re reading too much into my lame jokes.

Apparently she’s “hot”.

Yes.

Congratulations on the date and the sex.

I’m not professional enough to be on LinkedIn.

Seriously though, the only time being at a strip club isn’t awkward is when you are either handing a stripper money or having them grind into you.

Yeah, I doubt anyone under the age of 20 will ever go on a true blind date ever again.

Considering how often these incidents happen (specifically in training camp), I’d love to hear an explanation as to why this particular one has become such a big deal.

I have family up there. I mean, the Lake Harriet/Uptown area seems nice?

Bill Gramatica gives a thumbs up from the bleachers.

Looks like someone didn’t read the text messages Richie sent.

Shut up, virgin.

I used to be a Star Wars Prequel hater troll.

I blame the use of “lettuce” in place of hair on Jim Rome and will never forgive him.

They’re giving the McPoyle’s a run for their money.

Calling Israel an apartheid state doesn’t equate to hatred of Jews, so right back at you, hot shot.

Kelby.

are you crying?

No one cares because what happened happened.