A man hath spake, and lo it is for I have genital parasites. Honor thy mother, and own thy troll. So let it be written.

Your username is apt.

Ah yes, senescence. Now you’re getting it.

lol you are mad on the internet

Oh yeah, I’m being super serious.

So only parts of me don’t die soon enough. I’m not sure that makes sense.

NNNOOOOOOOOOO

Fingers crossed you’re right.

Damn, should have seen this coming

I was under the impression that he might transcend death

re: the thumb slot one, I know how he feels.

My grandfather has been drinking Hamm’s forever. He always has some in his fridge, although he doesn’t drink much (he’s not exactly in great physical condition). So when I trek across the country to Minnesota to visit family, I know I’ll have some waiting for me and I’ll enjoy having it for the first time in a year.

I would love to hear some thoughts on that tbh.

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

How do you think men’s bathrooms, and more specifically urinals, would be designed if our penises jutted out from the side of our hips? Let’s say 50 percent of guys have right-hip penises, and the other half have left-hip penises. Current design of urinals would suggest you’d be facing someone as you peed. Can you…

Horse racing is so interesting

Today at work was very slow, so I hung out at reception and watched this. I said “what the fuck holy shit” several times throughout. I’m not even a soccer fan and I enjoyed this game very much.

GY!BE sometimes makes me want to listen to gothic/post-punk/chamber music a la Kayo Dot, who of course shares a label with Have A Nice Life.