Before I moved out of city, I used to work a few blocks from the brewery, but never went. In fact, I think the only beer of theirs I’ve had is Weisse Versa, which is disgusting (that’s how I found out I don’t like wheat beer). I may have to open my doors to them again to try this one.

Oh my word.

Because this:

Nah, they aren’t cursing God. Houston is still too conservative for that.

Hm, reminds me of when a kid at our school stabbed another with a pencil during a fight. Up top!

I mentioned the suburbs just so it’s clear it wasn’t, like, IN Houston, the point being there are several large cities in Texas. And unless parents have a kid that they think has a shot at making it a career (or something else related to money), not many people in the big cities care in the ways portrayed on tv.

I really don’t care about the raw numbers, I was just relaying a different point of view than what was discussed since rabid high school football fandom is synonymous with Texas.

I imagine it going like the It’s Always Sunny episode “The Gang Buys a Boat”. When Mac and Dennis ask a guy with a hook how he lost his hand, hoping to hear a cool sea story, he replies “diabetes”. They are then, of course, disappointed and feel awkward for bring it up.

Now that’s a cool dude.

Which state has the most insane obsession with a particular high school sport? Texas football? Minnesota hockey? Indiana basketball? Florida vehicular manslaughter?

5 year reunion, what the fuck? Either my invitation got lost in the mail or my school is...oh wait, yeah, my school was bad:

If you lost an eye, would you go patch or glass eye

Mmmm yeah.

we all need more Rex Ryan in our lives.

Roger Goodell just creamed his fucking khakis.

Peyton’s should have been ranked low simply because he’s usually pretty good in comedic situations.

I’m very surprised at all of you saying this doesn’t happen. I’ve heard people talk in public bathrooms my entire life. Have any of y’all been to a single sporting event? Mens rooms at stadiums are like a chaotic boardroom, just with piss and shit.

You should get out more.

Sometimes people have different experiences in the world.