Sometimes people have different experiences in the world.

I know it’s common to talk to other dudes in the bathroom (hell, at work I often hear two guys walk in at the same time talking and continue all the way our the door). Yet I still find it weird. I don’t want to talk to anyone in there. I think once, someone I knew from day one at work was next to me at the urinals.…

His defense has definitely improved (that’s not saying much yada yada yada, I know).

Cry.

Baby’s thirsty.

Rockets fan here: :)

My little sister came home one day sobbing and said “my friend hung himself.” My mom patted her on the shoulder and said, “hanged.”

Ah yes, the UA Tech™ Short Sleeve T-Shirt is a comfortable addition to any active wear wardrobe.

Wishful thinking.

Man, if I could take off this damn HeatGear® Performance crew undershirt, we’d throw down.

I don’t get the username. They either like Shakespeare or boring music, which is it?

Nike should respond with a shirt of Tiger Woods holding a pin on a green, just like the Marines at Tripoli in 1805.

Yes.

Yes, I burned .02 kcal typing 10 words. Gonna need to refuel.

I’ve been called the Jane Austen of my generation.

I’m gonna buy one and wear it to your funeral.

Imagine having the energy to give a fuck about this.

Rockets fan here: went to bed halfway through 3rd. Yeah, I didn’t want to see what I thought was about to happen, but I also didn’t want to stay up until 1am either way because I’m a responsible young man that gets sleep for work and sure as hell didn’t think something like this would happen until I came to at 5:50…