You'll be here, all weak. Owned.

I didn't say anything (I pronounce it as moot), I typed it and it's a very common misspelling. And then you committed a non-common misspelling of your own. Congratulations on being a worthless commenter.

As someone that thinks of marriage as immaterial, silly, and unnecessary, I find it all a mute point. Personal bias of the institution aside, I find this all agreeable.

Ummm...this woman is hot.

Everyone pretty much answered you, although I'm surprised at the negative feedback. Pappasito's fajitas are very good. They have what they call Mexican butter (or is it Texas butter?) that is warm garlic butter. You have to ask for it, it's not presented anywhere, but it is beautiful. The restaurant in general will…

I've been focused on the chick on the left clearly trying to contain her trip.

He talks like he's a cyborg controlled by a tiny alien inside his head, and the alien hasn't quite figured out English. Like in Men in Black.

You should hear Black on Both Sides mashed with Marvin Gaye if you haven't. A guy going by Amerigo Gazaway did just that. I like it and I don't even listen to the genre.

Take that basic chili recipe, nix hot sauces and instead make an ancho chile paste as a flavor base. You should probably sear off batches of pieces of beef so you can create a good fond. Then add the paste after deglazing with the beer. Very deep flavor. Do it.

As a Texan, I'll say this: anyone that actively participates in this debate is a garbage person. I like beans, so I fucking eat them. Chili is essentially a nebulous dish.

hell yeah

His iPad ejected a shell casing, eh? We've all been there.

I don't care.

Conan's dirty joke set off a fuse in Rob's brain.

I don't know, when I was in high school the scoring changed a year or so before I took it.

Neither could he.

The hippo has the advantage of being good in water, and while both are mightily strong, the rhino isn't nearly as wickedly vicious. An immobile horn against that ferocious jaw? Fuck rhinos.

Oh man, I've been owned.

Ok.

How can you hear his SAT score through a computer screen?