The chaperone should change his name to Justin Pour Beer imo.

Big fan of the "my friends call me Whiskers" reference.

The only time I've been to a strip club, I got so drunk that I puked into my glass. As our party was leaving the club (I assume because of me), I tried to fight all of my brother's friends in the parking lot, all of which are bigger than me, and a cop told him if they don't contain me I'll be arrested for public…

I'm just picturing a few frat bros asking out loud to each other "should we detail the balls?" while making it.

Great post.

Hm, is it 80/20 ground beef? Do we cook it? Wow, we're the best of all time! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAU S

I didn't say any such thing. You are bad.

Hated is past tense, so I guess you're ok with them now. I appreciate that and look forward to future endeavors.

I won't be silenced.

EVERYBODY HUUUUUUURRRTTTSS

I talked about Chris Kyle and my brother. I said, nor implied, anything about "all service members". Congratulations, your reading comprehension rivals that of brain damaged dogs.

Man, you whine a lot.

How dare you.

No.

Probably, he's not that much bigger than me. Maybe if I wear two pairs of socks.

My biggest problem with the movie, having not seen it, is that screenshot up top. I mean, like Metallica all you want, but that logo is Load-era Metallica. Unforgivable.

Agreed.