I would hate to get drunk in a small town, really. Just seems uncomfortable for me, being from one of the largest cities in the country and living in a bubbled top ten largest. Not my scene. UNLESS it's in a wide expanse like in Mountain time zone; big skies, mountains, log cabin style houses. Basically give me either…

These two are brothers? They look like if you told me they were from different planets, I'd believe you.

To me, him calling Suggs "Sizzle" amplifies it. He's like the weird kid in school that knows he has that reputation, but tries to moderate it by calling people by their nicknames, laughing at jokes he doesn't get, etc.

LeBron side eye is a good side eye.

Damn, small town Wisconsin chicks party better than I do.

I think the best part of this piece is how games aren't over yet.

Great pic; it's beautiful when both partners finish at the same time.

Hey, at least he's participating and not being a stick in the mud. See ya!

As a liberal Texan with a hyper-patriotic, ultra-nationalist, unapologetic racist for a family member, this scene is a little bit familiar.

I only get Referee Magazine for the pictures.

If Peyton did that at the line of scrimmage, Gruden would have a whole segment on the next Denver MNF about all of his great hand signals.

Beautiful.

I will never get over Kirby Fuckett. Simply the best.

I want to visit the Marshawn Lynch Youf Center.

Al Michaels saying he's having a really good week, and Collinsworth and him laughing about it, made me laugh pretty nicely last night.

I currently have a separated shoulder. Who on staff is most likely to inadvertently fall (like I did) and kill themselves (doesn't have to mean intoxication)?

My dad got a vasectomy probably 10 years ago, when I was a teenager. I never felt the urge to ask any questions about it. I should bring it up at Thanksgiving and get the 411.

I'm surprised anyone could identify most of them. by name.

In this thread: adult men argue about WWF wrestling lol

You should write that down on a piece of paper and burn it this holiday season.