Someone's prairie doggin'.

Someone explain this guy.

Sports prime was late teens for me too, really calcified by the Longhorns winning it all in 2005. I was too young for the Rockets wins and the Texans in 2005...well...

Expensive or not, I've never thought of wine in any form "manly", despite "manly" being as boring a descriptor as you mention. Ahead of vodka? Hm.

12 times per month? lol I have a freshly separated shoulder and still plan on doubling that, as per usual.

She's fucked, and not in the way she wants from a 15 year old boy.

Glad to see he busted out the patented "shit in the woods" pose off the bat.

A report says he will pay a $2,000 fine. Glad they're really sticking it to him.

Someone do pigpoopballs and end this thing.

I don't even have a joke, this guy is just a gargantuan piece of shit.

Thomas, Rick Tocchet would like a word with you.

This is your brain. This is your brain on Jerry Jones.

Seems like giving a pro athlete that just won a championship a Chevy is like when people win shit gifts on TPIR and you read stories about how it ended up in their garage for years, unused.

Boy, Rob Ford just keeps finding work.

Gotta give it to Erin for always finding her ways into the best moments of human speech.

As good a manager as Bochy is, seems like a bad managerial move (lack of foresight) to keep him out for a CG with the possibility of a game 7.

Hmm...

I'll be watching ebay for that shirt, fat boy.

I guess they feigned the block to allow defenders to get in there and away from the supposed-to-be receiver...I just broke down a Jets play, what is this bad feeling.

"Sweet, I'm on tv again" - Matt Schaub