"Whatever, dude" and "what'd you say, tough guy" while being handled are the classic white guy overstepping his abilities hallmarks.

Poetry.

His fight song sound off while she's in the throes of sports hatred (where we've all been) is fucking golden.

Ah cahnt bahleeve mah team lahst tah tha tahgers.

You need to figure out a way to try Thirsty Planet Thirsty Goat Amber. Brewed in west Austin, they don't bottle or can yet. But damn, it's my favorite beer since I moved there. It would get my vote.

I definitely agree on Fireman's #4, and I would add Thirsty Planet's Thirsty Goat Amber. That brewery doesn't can/bottle, so good luck finding it if you're not in Austin (at least, I don't recall seeing it before I moved there).

"Kolb doesn't blame football"

Time for me to be the nitpick jerkwad: I've never liked the excuse "it's a reason to drink". The only reason one needs to drink is "drinking is fun". Saying "it's a reason to drink" is reserved for white people that tell you that's why they're "celebrating" Cinco de Mayo.

Damn, Bum Fights is back with a vengeance.

Poor form putting the doll in black face.

Come on Lou, spit it out.

Man, ball catchers from UF really like hurting people.

He's walking like his adult diaper is oozing.

He had more cash in the car than what the car is worth.

In high school playing drinking games with a friend, his older brother and brother's girlfriend, I had to take a lot of drinks in a short time. Being still an amateur at drinking, I felt that pit in my stomach you get after warm beer. They told me standing helps you burp. So I stood up, felt a burp coming, opened up,…

High school, a friend had a bathroom upstairs shared by two bedrooms. Naturally, I locked both when using it. One night drinking, he had to yak, ran to the bathroom...he picked the door I didn't last leave through aka still locked. He hauled ass around the outer hallway to the other door. By this time he was panicked…

The Raiders have been so bad for so long, they've made a guy that sounds like Andre the Giant threaten his co-host during a simple discussion about them.

Ronald Roberts sounds like the name of a character that Dave Chappelle would do in white face.

Oi, he's tried a weak tackle on a wee one, innit? I say we get well bladdered and deliver a tolchock to the gulliver, yeah? Mad.

A team spokesman told ESPN the players on the bus were surprised, because apparently they've never heard of Raiders fan before.